I Should Stop Watching the Local News
Let me get this straight: a German national is driving a $1 million Ferrari Enzo with the owner supposedly sitting in the passenger side. They have left a party in Beverly Hills and are racing a new Mercedes on the PCH in Malibu, and the Enzo, approaching 120 mph, becomes airborne, flies off the road, hits a telephone pole, breaks in two, and lands in a ditch. The German national, named Deitrich, runs away. The Mercedes leaves the Enzo owner with a bleeding lip.
Yes, you read right. The Enzo splits in half at 120 mph, severs a telephone pole, and the driver runs away, and the other has minor injuries.
Safe car.
Yes, you read right. The Enzo splits in half at 120 mph, severs a telephone pole, and the driver runs away, and the other has minor injuries.
Safe car.
2 Comments:
Ms. Taylor,
We here at "tim-o-grams" (all rights reserved) humbly apologize for offending, when no offense was intended!
It was merely an HTML blunder that caused what seemed a major slight on your honor!
We have since rectified the mistake and you will delightfully find that the link is now updated.
I apologize fro any inconvience this may caused, both you and my other readers.
Sincerely,
The Management
P.S. You will be happy to know, that all offending parties have not only been fired, but have also been shot, dismembered, their parts put into a bag which was then lit on fire and thrown out the window of a moving car.
"tim-o-grams" -where reader satisfaction is our highest priority!
Well, alrighty then! I feel so loved. Just to know underlings were dismembered and lit on fire for the sake of my vanity is just too much. Thank you, thank you!
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