Post-Its
Today I had a sandwich for lunch at my desk, and then N and I walked outside for a bit to pick up the big guy's lunch and something for her. I was certain I had half my sandwich still located someplace within my front four or so teeth, so I finally whipped out a mirror to take a look.
There was no food there afterall, but the sheer yellowness of my teeth, out in broad daylight, was something of a mean, cruel, and bitter shock. How could N let me walk about with teeth this yellow and not tell me? Teeth the color of POST-ITS?! She assured me they're not yellow and I do agree with her now that they're not quite the color of yellow post-its, but you know, they're not notebook paper either...
I decided then and there to actually use the Crest White Strips I purchased several months back. So this evening, I walked purposefully to the bathroom to apply said White Strips. But since I'm drinking some red wine, they'll have to wait.
Oh. Right. Crap.
There was no food there afterall, but the sheer yellowness of my teeth, out in broad daylight, was something of a mean, cruel, and bitter shock. How could N let me walk about with teeth this yellow and not tell me? Teeth the color of POST-ITS?! She assured me they're not yellow and I do agree with her now that they're not quite the color of yellow post-its, but you know, they're not notebook paper either...
I decided then and there to actually use the Crest White Strips I purchased several months back. So this evening, I walked purposefully to the bathroom to apply said White Strips. But since I'm drinking some red wine, they'll have to wait.
Oh. Right. Crap.
1 Comments:
Your teeth are NOT yello... Did u see mine? They are brown!!! besides... You'd win the white teeth contest...uhmmm... in Europe :-)
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