I Hate Tuesdays

I know, I've said it a million times before, but screw it. Tuesdays suck.

I say we ban Tuesdays. Just skip to Wednesday and quit pretending like Tuesday has a place in our society. Yeah, you hear that Tuesday? There's no place for you! Get outta here!

So it was The Day That It Was, (Tuesday!), and work was tedious, and my Ipod was somehow tedious, and my lunch unsatisfactory, and the coffee sucked more than usual, and around 2:00 in the afternoon my stomach decided it would like to bloat about 12 inches for no identifiable reason, and I'm mad at my parents and at my sister for not telling me about this serious diagnosis my sister received last summer even though I talk to one of them at least once a week, every week of my life, and stupid Netflix didn't deliver the movie it said it would deliver today or it makes me think it's the postal worker that hates me probably kept it for shits and giggles and he'll mash it into my box tomorrow and try to break it (he does this) and where was I going with this? and here's a picture of a cute puppy: