Stupid Jokes

C and I were having a conversation last night over IM and it went like this:

C: i can't believe he had the nerve to do what he did

me: i know it, right?
balls of steel on that old guy
big ones ;-)

C: old ones

me: hahahahahahah :-D
I'm totally cracking up right now!

C: me too
sorry

me: good one
why?!
why sorry?!
totally hilarious1

C: i'm laughing at my own joke

me: i alwasy laugh at my own jokes
makes life funnier :-)
i was laughing at my own joke today on the drive home...
can't remember what it was tho
but it was funny! ;-)

C: :)
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Okay, so today I laughed at my own joke, a new one. But this time I remembered it since I recalled this silly conversation the previous evening. So I'm sitting behind this guy on my drive home, and he's got a 'Hawaii' sticker on the back of his car. Just a big dumb sticker with a leaf and the name 'Hawaii' for whatever reason. So the light turns green and he's just sitting there with his hand hanging out the window. Just sitting there. So I said, "Aloha! Now get the fuck outta my way!" And then I laughed. Because you know what I did all day today? Made phone calls and sent emails to stupid people and then scrutinized stupid payroll records and ended up feeling like a stupid person. So by the time that lame-ass utterance came out of my mouth, I was about half-delirious anyway. Cracked me up. When you live alone and spend most of your time alone, it's very important that you provide yourself with some decent entertainment. Otherwise you just keep borrowing Xanax from your friend at work and drink a lot. Uh-oh, wait a minute...well shit.