First Time for Everything

It is very late or very early, depending on how you look it, for a school night.

In my 'hood, none of us have air conditioners and all of our windows are open at night.

I was laying in bed, trying to sleep and unable to block out my neighbors' wild monkey sex, when my bed started inexplicably shaking and the closet doors started rattling. Having a Linda Blair/Exorcist moment, I sat straight up in bed, totally freaked out.

And then the fuckee upstairs yelled, "EARTHQUAKE!"

Ohhhhhhh. Okay. Now that makes sense.