My head

...has been up some jerkoff's ass for the past several months, which is the most likely reason for my long absence.

Let's see if I can still write anything worth reading (provided I did so in the first place, hehe).

Since the hair posting, I have grown to like it a little more. I know that weighed heavily on your minds. But rest assured, all will be well in just a few more weeks when it grows out just a tad bit more.

Went to Texas for Christmas, had a great time with the family, and got to hang out with J, who I haven't seen in over two years.

Yeah. So the hot guy at work introduced himself to me today. I'll have my head firmly inserted up his ass in no time, I tell ya. Kidding of course.